the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

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